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Sunday is the best day to enjoy Natalie Dee. Enjoy!
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I used to babysit. The two little girls in question were about 3 and 4. This was before I started going to college. I was strangely confused about what I was going to do with my life. So babysitting seemed like a good idea.
Feeling stifled and utterly frustrated I found ways to amuse myself. On one such day I thought it would be fun to teach the girls about Stanley Kubrick.
By lunch they ran up to my unsuspecting family wiggling their index fingers squealing out “RED RUM!”
*I never actually showed the movie to them. I wasn’t that bored.
Not too long ago I wrote about how listening to my Itunes music library filled me with some great memories from my childhood. I promised to share these so here is one such treat for this chilly Monday.
Today’s song is: “Green Onions” by Booker T. & The McG’s
When I was a little girl I spent most of my time with my parents. Basically every Friday night was spent watching movies. They would make some popcorn. We would throw several large pillows on the floor. And all three of us would stretch out in front of the TV and watch a movie.
I had an early introduction to great filmmaking. George Lucas. Martin Scorsese. Francis Ford Coppola. Steven Spielberg. Oliver Stone. I remember watching a lot of R-rated films. My parents do not realize it but if it had not been for this early education I would never had pursued filmmaking like I did in college. There was so much magic to telling a story.
To this day, I create a ritual out of watching movies. Its magic has not waned.
[The image was from my favorite site, FFFFOUND!.]
I just took a quick online detour to one of my favorite websites, FFFFOUND!, and I was reminded of this strange dream I had recently.
I was in a strange mall. While there I attempted to get a haircut. The stylist person played with my hair a bit and even used a curling iron on overgrown bangs. In the end she refused to give me a haircut because she was too busy. I woke up furious.
Even in my dreams I am denied proper bangs. Which brings me to this lovely illustration:
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I guess I needed a take charge attitude.
I have always loved nerds. So when I came across this adorable Natalie Dee gem I could not keep it to myself. ENJOY.
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Since I’m feeling better I thought it best to post one more entry before I log off and attend to life.
The strangest thing I come to know is how entwined my apartment is to my well being. I’m not a particularly lonely creature but its true when I say that it doesn’t affect anyone when I get sick.
I have no one who depends on me. But after a few days I just had to look around the place. The piles of dishes. The bags of trash. The mess.
At one point the thought of standing in the kitchen preparing coffee made me want to shudder. And I’m a girl who loves her coffee.
Just the other day I attempted to make a stir fry chicken. I say attempt because I fell asleep. The soy sauce, chicken and vegetables burned onto the pan. I woke up in time to turn off the burner. I still couldn’t breathe out of my nose so I had no idea what had happened until I shuffled over to the stove.
Sad to say but I scraped some of that gunk into a bowl of beautiful rice and tried to eat it.
All that matters now is my health. For my kitchen’s sake I will try to keep from making anymore mistakes.
*The picture reminded me of going to the grocery store…which was impossible before today.*
I’ve been absent for what feels like the better part of a week. It was not by choice it was more out of necessity. I started last week with a small cold but I ended the week with the flu. So the time I usually spent at the computer was time spent in my living room trying to battle fever, headaches, chills, cough and my dog. If you have a canine you may come to learn like I have that she has no patience for the sick. Just try to blow your nose in front of her…you won’t ever see that tissue ever again. But I digress, I was sick. I am now much better. I am not 100%. But I’m working on it.
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I love to search the internet for inspiration. Today I came across the above image. I felt like that for three days. I have to admit I would prefer her company to mine, the fish might not eat tissue.
This is the reality of owning a dog. After a few weeks nothing your dog does can faze you. Nothing.
Did a lot of things to day. Pair of fingerless gloves completed. Various other mini projects assembled. And a splendid new “stoop.”
Pictures will be taken tomorrow after some much needed rest.
This recent Natalie Dee comic was too funny not to share immediately, enjoy!
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I just update this blog’s theme. I have been obsessed with cold weather, always feel like I’m missing out on all the snow related fun. So the current header is a bleak white winter day.
Besides I’ve been longing to shed my old garish colors (blood red/police tape yellow) for something cleaner.
So now here is some Natalie Dee fun, to ensure for a good week to come.
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