The answer to all of life’s problems, is not pizza but escape. I played with a puppy, ate some pizza and I hooked up the scanner.
My descent into madness is officially documented.
The first stage is filled with good humor as the computer restarts,
And then time passes and I become whimsical,
The whimsy stretches on to my imagination.
The computer restarts suddenly after freezing up for 20 minutes.
While the computer was frozen a message like this was plastered across its face:
A bout of hysteria brings to mind something I heard in a class:
*An adorable 70 year old professor from S. Africa said this, she had misunderstood a student when he told her he cashed his check at a pawn shop. She went on to ask us all why we went to Porn Shops.